Are you Loyal?

One of the questions you must ask yourself to cleanse your mind of all doubt is 'Am I loyal?'

There are two possible answers.
Answerer A "I am as loyal as the Sun is to the Moon. I will protect those I love to the death and if I care for you, I will forever be loyal to your name"


Answerer B: "Loyalty? Me? Ha! I have my carefully chosen friends, of course, but if any of them were standing between me and victory I would push them aside and grab my glory!"


Now to the moment of truth: Would those of you who answered to A please leave this blog and never return; you have none of the highly respected qualities of a leader, especially one who hopes to rule the world. You must be willing to sell your grandmother for a dime if you are going to be hardened enough to make it as a leader of this cruel world.

If you find that you have vestiges of loyalty in you but want to get rid of them so as to be eligible for the Ruler of The World job, please take the above advice and sell your grandmother for a dime.

Once the batty little old woman is out of your life and paying her own way working as a... cleaner (Get your minds out of that gutter) you will find you are one step closer to your lifelong dream.

If your lifelong dream has been to win American Idol, I'm sorry to inform you that we are on different wavelengths and you have found the wrong website, please exit the way you came.