Money Problems?

Are you in debt? Do you want to be free from all your money problems and to lose all that worry that you have surrounding you due to your inablity to keep yourself from over-spending?

Follow these tips very carefully...

i) Stop spending so much!!

ii) Buy cheaper things

iii) Steal lots of money from charities. What? It worked for plenty of bankers

iv) Steal from the homeless. Look, in case you feel bad about doing this, it's either you steal from them or you end up like them, which will it be?

v) Pinch the dollar bills concealed in your Granny's teapot. Yes, that's right, she will keep her savings in her teapot, I promise you, go and have a look and comment 'You're right!'

and finally vi) DON'T GET INTO DEBT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!

Wise advice, I'm sure you'll agree.