Phobia

Before you start on your money making schemes that I will advise you upon, I would like to urge you to create some phobias. The use for phobias will be presented in a list:


1) You will find that it is a legit excuse to get out of doing work


2) People will find you interesting, especially if it is a rare and hilarious phobia


3) You will impress with your ability to use big words. i.e. - Cathisophobia - the fear of sitting.


4) The aforementioned phobia could get you out of sitting through an entire church service, should those you love be the type to want you to sit through mass without sleeping.


5) You will find that all the ladies are concerned. If you are a girl, the ladies may not be as concerned, but you are sure to find some wimpy gentleman to compare phobias with.


Now that I have given you some pointers, go out and find a few phobias of your own! I can recommend a few, giving reason as to why you should have them...


i) Clinophobia - fear of going to bed. I think we can all see how this one would come in handy. Don't pretend you don't know what I'm saying.... you young children who have a bedtime. 


ii) Mageirocophobia - Want that lady to make you a sandwich? Here is your card handed to you on a plate (fitting eh?) Magerirocophobia is the fear of cooking! 


iii) Soceraphobia - Want a good excuse why to remain single and not be caught up into a matrimonial whirl by your stalker as you attempt to rule the world? Here is your key. The fear of parents-in-law.


iv) You know this will come in useful - Ergophobia - the fear of working!


v) Finally the most useful of them all. Well, not useful.. more interesting. Geniophobia the fear of chins.
That's correct, if you bring that card out at any dinner party you are assured immediate stardom and popularity. Enjoy your rise to fame!