Friday, May 6, 2011

How To Cover Up (2)



In the post below you will see I have advised you to cover up your racist tendencies with lies, and it is with this same excellent tactic that I am going to help you to cover up any sins that may stand in the way of you and your world dominating ambition. I will also be using the tactic of 'disposal'

Sins could include the killing of an enemy. If you were to look to the Bible you will see that Moses's quest for domination was severely impaired by his killing a man he had a simple argument with. He had to spend the next forty years of his life in hiding. Forty years is a long time, and once you are that old you may find that world domination is not as important to you as the cure for arthritis.

To avoid this type of problem, I suggest you refrain from killing anyone, and if you must kill someone, please choose a better reason than a simple disagreement. If you find that you are tending toward killing people left right and center, maybe it is better for us all that you discontinue this course and spend the rest of your days in a maximum security prison.

First off if you have killed anyone, and it's a rare occurrence for you, I urge you to find all those that know and kill them too. If you blackmail them you will have resources drained from you for the rest of your life, and this could mean that as fast as I am teaching you to earn money you will be spending it keeping people quiet.

I am not telling you to kill anyone, as I am liable to be sued if I were to do that, I am merely telling you what you are thinking you should do.

Secondly, once you've killed someone (hopefully this person is not me) you will have to cover up their death in a spectacular way, so as to avoid being caught. To do this you will need an accomplice who you plan to 'dispose of' in five years. Make sure the aforementioned accomplice does not read this blog or they will be planning to do away with you!!

The accomplice will provide the alibi of course!

I will provide you with no more advice about dead people for now because at this present moment I am sitting in a darkened room with a very dark outside glaring at me through my large French Windows and I am scaring myself badly with all this talk of death. There is another window behind me so someone could be reading this and planning to kill me!! The thought!

Please come back later. If I never post again, you will know what happened to me. Some may say it serves me right for betraying the ways of how to rule the world

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