Over time many men have investigated the one true way to ruling the World. Some, like Hitler have even tried it. However, none have ever completely succeeded, until now. You may think 'How? Who? Why? Where?' - those are good questions, they show that you can think!
If you didn't think any of the above questions please close down this tab and continue with your mundane and uninteresting life.
That should get rid of those who are never going to accomplish what this blog is setting out to do. Those of you who are still here, get ready to complete the first step.
1) Follow all instructions carefully!
If you miss just one instruction you risk falling on your face in the middle of the street.
If you miss two instructions you will get Measles. For tips on how to get measles, please miss two instructions.
If you miss three you will die.
Once you start on this course there is no way back, you will either complete and find yourself with hundreds of thousands of minions to order around, or you will die.
If you complete every single word and find that you are not ruling the world, you may feel free to take us to court and sue us for every penny we've got. Of course, you may have to find out who we are first, but that is beside the point!
Enjoy!
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