Yes, I am telling you to lie. You will have to be very careful because one slip could mean that everyone notices, you are treated like a very petulant and small child.
People do not like liars any more than they like crying babies on aeroplanes, so you will have to watch every world and remember all your lies. If possible, please try to mix some truth in with those untruths you will try to feed to unsuspecting minions.
If you bump your nose and get a bruise, do not lie and say it was in a fight unless you have actually experienced being in a fight. If you have, draw on that experience and embellish it so you find the ladies flocking to your side.
If you are a girl, I implore you not to boast about being in a full blown fight, but more to tell some story about having to fend off unwanted attentions. Make sure you tell of the other person's injuries in specific and interesting detail.
"Well, he got to my nose, but he had these hooks on his jeans that meant I could pull him in and land my knee in, well, where it hurts. The look on his face was almost enough to make me scream with laughter, but I had unfinished business. I hit his nose so hard with the side of my hand I thought I was back at Catholic School and the Nuns were at me with the ruler again! He got blood all over his pink shirt, and I only just managed to keep it off me. A few more good slaps and punches and I left him on the floor crying like Justin Bieber. I was so shaken afterwards that I couldn't stop shivering!!"
^ I would believe that.
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